TRUMPORAMA: GRAND OPENING





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TRUMP: I have great relationships with Congress. I think we're doing very well and I think we have a great foundation for future things.


TRUMP: Yeah, it's funny: One of the best chemistries I had was with (German Chancellor Angela) Merkel.

TRUMP: Our military is so proud. They were not proud at all. They had their heads down. Now they have their heads up. ...







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NOT MY FAULT; SAY IS THAT $1000 BILL?




Trump unleashed a tweetstorm yesterday to blame Democrats for wanting to shut down the government, even though they're working with Republicans on a long-term spending deal:



"I'm very highly educated. I know words, I know the best words. But there's no better word than stupid."


Trump: 'Why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?'








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TRUMP: I've developed great relationships with all of these leaders... . He's [the Italian prime minister is] going to end up paying. But you know, nobody ever asked the question. Nobody asked. Nobody ever asked him to pay up. So it's a different kind of a presidency.










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DIRECTLY FROM MEDIAS' MOUTHS"As for the 100 days, Trump did set himself up for review, but I can’t recall any other president being so thoroughly — or gleefully — scrutinized on this account. This doesn’t make the media “fake news,” it should be needless to say, but the extent of the reviews, regurgitated ad infinitum these past several days, was political gluttony." -- 
 Opinion writer 

Trump wanted to make sure that he was given adequate credit for his achievements, even in his administration’s infancy. “We’ve only been here for a tiny speck of time,” he said, “and what I’ve done with regulations, moving jobs back into the country, what I’ve done with airplane pricing and buying is amazing. We’ve done a lot. I think we’ve done more than anybody for this short period of time.” Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt and Lyndon Johnson would take exception to this claim. And Trump’s significant actions to date have consisted entirely of executive orders. What he has not yet demonstrated is his ability to actually shepherd a bill into law. -- New York Times Magazine BY 













NOTE: The news sources here vary.  Not all sources have the same credibility, but in an effort to share some different perspectives, they are included here.  This compendium itself cannot claim to be unbiased.  Please take into consideration where these different perspectives originate in assessing their value.  Thank you. 






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