Trump: if only he were a Country-Western song

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I never dreamed I would have to spend my retirement years in this debilitating manner.  --  Leonard Serafin, silicosis victim


It’s not something you can simply add water to a dehydrated plant and it’s suddenly a full-fledged plan. This is hard work and it’s going to take time. -Defense Secretary Jim Mattis

“Did you know in Congress there are nearly 300 millionaires? No wonder their so-called health reform was just another tax break for the rich,” said Quist, a popular folk singer in the state [of Montana], in an advertisement his campaign [for US Congress] released this week. “And no wonder they want to sell our public lands to private developers and hand our Social Security to Wall Street. This should not be the millionaires club, this is the House of Representatives.”


No father or mother should drop their kid off this late August, early September at their first day at college and drive away worried [if she is] going to be safe. parents don’t drive away saying, Is she going to do all right in school? Is she academically qualified? Will she show up for class? How well is she going to do? That’s not the conversation going on. The conversation that’s going on is, is she going to be safe? That is an obligation of the school, and Title IX is the vehicle, and when Secretary DeVos by her silence didn’t affirm that rape and sexual assault are forms of sexual discrimination... God, if anything is sexual discrimination, it’s rape and assault. And that’s why schools have an obligation under Title IX to prevent this from happening.  -- Joe Biden

“If Trump fired Bannon and kept Cohn, I don’t think the White House understands that s---storm they would face,” one Trump associate told The Hill earlier this week.



"There are still serious ethics concerns regarding [Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner] because (like the president) they have chosen not to divest all their assets or place them in a blind trust to be sold by the trustee."  April 3, 2017 | Richard Painter, Norm Eisen, and Virginia CanterUSA Today



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